Snakey

wut the hell..there's a snake infront of my house n in a big pipe..yarghhhh..arghhhh...i try using spray , burning newspaper , pouring hot water but it won't come out..so i freak out..i hope it will run away ..argghhhh..oh n also the pipe actually i don't know where it's end..n the pipe is in the ground...i dont know where the snake is..oh Mr.snake please get far2 away from my house